It's a slow day.
I have to go to the gyno today. Which I am sure the entire world didn't need to know about but since four people read this blog as it is I have two words: who cares.
Everyone knows that I love my gyno. But the last time I was there I was sitting in stirups with my girlie-glory flapping in the wind when I looked at the doctor and said:
"You know, this is so humiliating. I think every man should have to do this."
To which he replied, "When I was in medical school they made us get int he stirups."
"Oh yeah? That's nice. By the way Dr. Carter, we're your pants on or off? Because if they were on it doesn't count. I could do LOTS of things in the stirups if my pants were on."
Game. Set. Match.
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2 comments:
lol! Way to get your birth announcement in the DePauw...we still have to do that.
You just crack me up, I love your blog!
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