Husbands

I don't understand Dan. He makes fun of the "Twilight" book series and makes fun of people who read the series. He thinks it is a trite romance novel that glorifies "weak"women and enocourages them to be submissive to men. And that it was designed to enthrall 15 year old girls. And it has vampires. And while he likes vampire books, he thinks Twilight is stupid because it's about love and vampires. So I had to giggle when I found him playing "Vampire Wars" on Facebook last night. Because personally, I think grown men who play vampire games on the Internet that involve role playing is stupid.

Another sign that I've been married too long. . . when my idea of foreplay becomes a husband who cleans the house. Sad but true.