A special note to Dan

If your loving wife is kind enough to let you sleep from midnight to 6:30 a.m. without expecting you to get up and feed your newborn twins, do not, I repeat DO NOT have the balls the to tell her either of the following:

• That you don't feel rested, and that you're still tired.
• That you let her sleep through the midnight feeding. While technically true, in reality you let her sleep until it was time to swaddle the babies. At which point you woke her up because you needed help.
• That you really did get up and help in the middle of the night because at one point you got up to check the babies. Note to husband. . . waking up, walking six feet down the hall, and taking 10 seconds to "check the babies" does not constitute "getting up to help." That's what parents do. While your efforts are duly noted, a gold star will not be awarded.

Thanks!

The Management

Someone read this post and had a minor hissy fit over the insinuation that they do not to "help." Said person really is a good dad and does a wonderful job with the babies. But that does not change the fact that they should chose their words more carefully.